Aug 29 2005
Assless Chaps
Published by 
J Scott at 3:10 pm under meaningful meanderings
I figured that title would get everyone’s attention! So me and my daughter went Lyken’s yesterday afternoon. Of those of you who don’t know it is a just a little conveinence store right up the road from my house. Anyway some sodas and lottery tickets. Which I didn’t win, oh well. So her and I leaving the store. There are two guys sitting on the bench. One is the gas delivery guy and the other is some customer. This customer is in his 40’s short kind of stocky and well not very attractive. Anyway that was important.
So they are talking about chaps. The short guy says, ” Well don’t wear chaps around here.”
Then some mumbling and then I hear out of the short guy’s mouth, ” I love assless chaps.”
Oh yeah, the image in my head was not pleasant.
Don’t get me wrong I would love to see a very sexy man wearing assless chaps with no pants on underneath. What woman would not like to see that. I love the cowboy look. It is so rugged and I don’t know I love cowboys. Even some ugly guys could be sexy if dressed in cowboy gear. Well I don’t think there is hope for this guy. All he did was imprint a bad image on my brain. Thanks a lot, pal. Now I need to see a sexy cowboy to erase this image. Got any ideas?
Have a nice day and happy trails to you. Giddy-up
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